It's the dang dog days of summer and instead of using the balcony to shield us from the heat, America's dumbest film critics Bill McMorrow and Sean Sullivan are up in the balcony, baking in the heat of the 2018 AT&T/DirectTV joint production Hot Summer Nights, a movie that deserves a bigger audience than surely it has ever had. Buckle up, there's a lot going on in this one. Would you ride your motorcycle in the rain? What would you do if they put jimmie's on your ice cream? Does anyone outside the MetroBoston area know what a jimmy is? Hot Summer Nights stars Timothee Chalamet, Maika Monroe, Alex Roe, a lollipop, Alfred Molina, a pesky 12 year old, baby formula, and reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefer. It's Hot Summer Nights in the Balcony! Rate, review, subscribe, don't stop the pod to watch T-2.